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Is that ugly ass wife of yours white, or just Jewish toure? My sex pest lil nigga?

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Bear with me a moment. This my own cry of fury and rage. I just listened to your latest podcast with Danielle. I am o a fanboy lol. This is far longer, dystopic and stream of consciousness than I intended, but then, I’ve never been accused of conciseness lol.

Below is a RANNT OF EPIC PROPORTION, and in two parts. As I sat inside the Donald’s head, looking at the world though eyes of madness, especially in the fragmented inhabitance of Trumps increasingly unhinged, “First Person” spew of disorganized cognition, I hope you both burn with rage at the Jeffery Dahmer-like personality we Americans with our Russian partners, elected.

And it IS enraging. But I also hope you find some Gallows humor. I was initially aiming for tongue-in-cheek parody, but really.. it just came ot frighteningly insane. As Rachel say: buckle up!

Yours,

Scott Mudd

PART ONE:

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Heya Toure! I sooo wanna say it with Love From tha Bayoux.. Too-Rayy.. can I get Heell Yes lol.

In any case, I am listening to two brilliant, confident, self-aware podcasters just ... riffing’!

About, }Kamela just.. RIII-IIIPS their face off! Hah! So true.

Sign me up as OG Kamela Fan-Club, Dues Payer #3, after you and the equally brilliant, and Linguistically Liberated, fellow AM Joy Traveller AND Poised Warrior Princess of tha’ Resistance, Danielle “Mutha’Fuckn’” MOOOO-DEEEEEE!!! (..imagine.. 25,000 screaming fans, at Peak Cheer and CLIMBING through the first Deep Gutteral on the Dan.., climbing in pitch and volume as the we the Mutha’Fuckn’, and nailing the MOOOOOO-DEEEeeeee..)

Hell Yes.

Anyway, distracted lol..

First time listener, call me IMPRESSED.. HE-eeeellll YE-EEEESSSS!!! Heh.

I’m listening right now and you had just heard, “Black Male Privilege,” and now y’all R talkin’ bout Hillary, basketball, fame - Time Dilation Worm-Holing, and how it seemingly affects different people, public figures facing their haters lol, differently.

By the way, Danielle WILL be in tears, for all those things and more.. but asker to consider this: (insert profound pause here..) BTW, I love her SPICY VOCABULARY LOLOLOL. I’m there lol.

-She will be feeling the ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY LIBERATING release of the FOUR-MUTHA’FUCKN’-YEAR-LONG STRAN-GU-LA-TION we have ALL, been or even to endure.

Perhaps the most affectingly-ish affected are the WOMEN-OF-AMERICA. Beautiful. Strong. And reality-shocked into a type of suspended time. Frozen in the early morning of the dawning cruelty of November 4th, 2016. Stunned in disbelieving horror at our new, shared reality. RELEASE from this nightmarish Hellscape Donald Fucking Trump has transposed from his shattered, disorganized, fever dream of a Trump idyllic we are ALL soul-shackled to this past three-and-a-half years of unending sorrow and hot rage at the apparent helplessness of the situation we have found ourselves in. And the Republic Senatorial Guard that abets, succors, and stonewalls our escape from is dystopia THEY have built for us.

-(like Republic Senatorial-Style, Stockholm-Syndome-Like prisoners held in the Mad Hatter’s garden TEA-BAG Party..)-

..to ENDURE for YEARS!!! WITHOUT AIR!!! TRAPPED!! like Flies In Amber, booing slowly, so slowly, MAD!!! Trapped on the other side of the looking glass, force-fed madness and the Sewage Which, Tourette’s-Like, Fountains like radioactive cloud of Cesium as if from Chernobyl itself, deadly, toxic, salting the burned Earth behind its corrosive passage, destroying in months what took hundreds of years, and the blood from all STILL SEEK a better world, a kinder, more humane society in which to raise our families BETTER than that in which E were raised. A society in which we can build ourselves, our children, our institutions, our discourse, our politics, our protections from abuses, and our SOCIETY, within which we can BUILD BACK, BETTER space where our HUMANITY can flourish and grow healthy.

But not while we are forced to endure this entrapment. This bile. This spew. This MADNESS we are all chained to, like our reality has transmogrified into a Cthulhian nightmare from which WE CANNOT PINCH OURSELVES AWAKE.

-AND NOW THE, FAR WORSE, DEEP DIVING, PART 2:

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-(aka, the Republic Steering Group in the House..) by Chief Fifty-Two Card Pick-Up and his Left- and RightWingNut- Ball-Sac “HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, AMERICA, I WOULD NEVER MAKE YOU WAIT TOO LONG BEFORE I SHUT DOWN GOVERNMENT WHILST I LUCY-THA-FOOTBALL THAT FLAMING LIBERAL, CORPSE-LIKE, SOUL-CRUSHING, KENTUCKY-HATING, WAAAAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC, BIG-SPENDING, EMO-FUCKTARD, ..”LEADER”..(?).. Our Very Own.., “MOSCOW MITCH” MI-IICCKKK-CONNNNN-EEEELLLLLLlllllll.....-

..held prisoner to the vital and empathic “New, Seven Highly Habit-Forming for Dissociative-Personality AFF-ective, Sorta-If-U-Squint-Resembles-A-Relatively-Upright, Shambler-of-Shambolic, Hominid-ish, North Korean Dictatorial-Pool-ish, Suspiciously OrangeAF, Smells-Badly-Big-TYME!!!-Almost-As-If-Of-GreasyAF-Cheeseburger-y-ish, Pay-You-No-Nevermind-Because-It’s-An-Upside-Down-Bible-ish-y, And, I-Think-I-Must-Say-Though-I-Never-Get-No-#FakeNews!-Credit-For-My-Very-Soon-And-Very-Strongly-ish-Injection-Of-Performative, Classy, And-Really-Really-Very-Very-Stongly-ish and Bigly-ish-First-President-Ever!-Very-Strong-Strong-Stru-Stru-Stru-ooonnngly-Presentation-Of-The-So-Presidential-That-WHEN-I-do-It-Super-Super-Very-Strong-RussiaRussiaRussia-HOAX!!!-You-Have-To-Understand-They-Love-It!-Like..-No-Other-He-Rating!-Like-You-Wouldn’t-Believe!-The-Ratings!-When-I-Do-All-The-Thumb-Sucking-Because-I’ll-Sue!-He-Was-A-Great-..great-TOUGH!-Man-Who-Loved-With-The-The-Blacks!-They-Really-Srongly!-LOVED!-Him-My-Father. But With The Thumb-Sucking I do To Get the Rating, Just So You Understand!-If-Wasn’t..For.. Me! you understand, The Ratings! I call it.. “The Failing White Administration!!!” ..

BRANDING! I’m, (just so you understand!) very good with the thumb sucking because, you understand, with the Blacks! Nasty, Ungreatful people, the Blacks.. They Love Me! And I said to them, and still do! you understand..

“What..!, do you have to lose!”

So I have, my..LOVELY MAN! Mark Meadows.. they call him.. “The BURN IT ALL DOWN, ‘Cause, Since I’m a ‘MOUTH BREATHING WASTE OF THE DIVINE SPARK’ They Love Me in Baltimore! Man-Ly-ish, Sorta-ish..Yu”

—That’s what they call him! Not me!- no, I call him, “Mark ‘My Man!” Meadows,” The Great Obtuse-ing Bowel Obstructer! I call him. you, he came to, on his knees, just so you UNDERSTAND.., and he came BEGGING to me, CRYING.. he said, MISTER PRESIDENT, they call me.. can you believe it? they are always begging begging begging! What I wouldn’t give for Nancy to Be My Secretary, with the Glasses, you understand, I’d give up the LOT OF’EM for one good day with MY Nancy.. just so you understand! PELOSI !!! they call her.. they’re So Afraid of Her.. not ME ! just so you understand! And MITCH! What a useless appendage of flesh HE turned out to be. He’s just, so you understand..DEAD! Like..nobody’s ever seen before.. they call me, begging, you understand, “MISTER PRESIDENT! they call me heh.. MISTER PRESIDENT! they call me, just so you understand, like.. they’ve never seen a CORPSE before, Running the Senate! These people are nuts! They’re, supposedly Grown-ish, so you understand, BEGGING! and that’s OK! Really, I LIKE IT WHEN BEG! I say, “More Strongly! please.. like Nancy would do.. SHE doesn’t beg! but if she DID! she would.. do it.. right. Strongly..Uvery Strong. With the Glasses! and.. I would Suck My Thumb..like..a baby! and my Nancy, she would smile, very..strong.. strongly! Land then she would go get my deal.. like ..I JUST WANT A DEAL! She.l NANCY! wouldn’t come back without a DEAL... like, you’ve never SEEN before.. and SHE would let me kill my daughter’s husband.. he’d a Jew! can you believe that! My.. Hott.. I men come on! Look at her! I’D dye her! Who wouldn’t? And when you’re famous, they let you, Ivanka ALWAYS lets me.. grab her by the.. She lets get away ANYTHING I want to Nancy..

Is it my nap-time yet? How long has t been since I’ve been tested? Are you sick? I thought I heard you coughing.. grab u by the bails and COUGH I said! I don’t CARE what My Generals Say! My NANCY, NANCY, NANCY!! makes them do it..

Are We? ...there yet? Gotta go to K-Mart.. my Father says I’m an EXCELLENT driver.. Gotta go to.. NANCY! Very Strongly. I denied it, Dad! They don’t know I did it! I was very very strong in my denial. They can’t tell when I’m lying! Cause I have NO SHAME! I’m a KILLER, Dad. Just lie you taught me! They’re all so weak! LOSERS!!! Hey do they believe me dad? YOU know I’m lying every time I speak. EVERY TIME! You’re right, dad. They’re all such LOSERS! SCUM! SUCKERS!

Have you seen Ivanka dad? She’s HOTT! You can have her dad! I’ll her down for you.

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